ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
It broke my heart into more pieces than my heart was made of, why can’t people say what they mean at the time?
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
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“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
DOO WEE fucking DOOOO motherfucker
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